Have you started to notice teddy bears in store fronts along with the abundance of all sorts of red and heart shaped? Yes it’s coming in like a hurricane, and it’s called Valentine’s Day. The big romantic night out for two, with mediocre pre fix menu and service, overpriced plush toys, roses and chocolate. Can this get any more predictable and unsentimental? United in our dislike of everything mass, conventional and mundane explore our alternatives to the lovey-dovey togetherness.